Used Car Salesman
Wear a bright plaid polyester suit and slicked-back hair. Hand out business cards and tell everyone you can get them a "great deal!".
iPod Commercial
Dress in ALL black, and use black make-up to cover exposed skin. Carry around an iPod and dance wildly.
Static Cling
Wear any kind of mismatched clothes, pin one pant leg up, pin dryer sheets on you as well as socks, small towels, etc., and then use hair gel to make your hair look like it has static.
Cured Anorexic
For a big guy: Wear a white shirt. On the front, paint "I beat anorexia!"
Partly Cloudy With A Chance of Showers
Wear blue surgical scrubs, glue cotton in a patchy pattern all over the shirt and carry a squirt gun.
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Wear black jeans, a bullet-proof vest without a shirt, a leather band around your biceps, tool belt with a can of mace, and, of course, a long blond mullet. Carry around a "Wanted" poster with your fugitive's picture and information. Flash the "hang loose" sign a lot, and call everyone "Brah."
Nick Nolte Mug Shot
Wear a Hawaiian shirt. Put tons of gel and baby oil in your hair and blow dry it upside down making it look as crazy as possible. Hang a small sign around your neck that says "Nolte, Nick" with a case number.
Hot Air Balloon
Take an old round laundry basket and cut leg holes in the bottom. Place netting over an extremely large helium balloon and attach it to the rim of the basket. Decorate the balloon and basket with curly ribbon.
Operation Game Man
Wear pale pink or flesh-colored clothing, with a red clown nose and fake wig. Use felt to create game pieces (butterflies in the stomach, broken heart, wrenched ankle, etc.). Attach the pieces to the appropriate location on your body with velcro. Optional: Carry a large pair of tweezers so people can try their luck at removing your parts, and carry a hidden hand buzzer.
Card Dealer
Take a thick piece of cardboard and cut it so it fits around your waist. Attach suspenders and hang it from your shoulders. Cover it with green felt, and glue playing cards, poker chips and fake money on it. Dress like a card dealer.
Have You Seen My Lost Doggy?
Wear XXLarge clothing, and use padding to make yourself extra "hefty." Glue or sew a small stuffed dog into the "butt crack" area. Carry a "Lost Dog" sign.
Castaway
Take an old pair of khaki pants and tear off the legs to create shorts. Wear a dirty white T-shirt, beard and long hair. Carry a volleyball with red handprint and face.